Will Willie Aird ever make it to cabinet?

[John]

It makes no sense that a giant like Willie remains on the backbench while an non entity like Hildergaurd Naughton gets to the cabinet table. It's like the major injustice of 2020 when Michael Ring was dropped and Mcentee promoted

[Lumpy Talbot]

I'd say Willie either learns to play piano or acquires a dead father that had it before. Otherwise he may be shtumped.